Puerto Vallarta: A Massage Primer

Spas abound in Puerto Vallarta, and an hour of massage with scented oils, hot stones, and a cold drink, on the beach or with an ocean view, can set you back a whole $50 USD. We’ll talk about these kinds of experiences again and again as I work my way through PV’s spas, on assignment as a spa tester/reviewer, at least in my dreams.

But in addition to the luxurious spas, you can find a good, reasonably priced massage ($35-$50 USD per hour) around just about any Puerto Vallarta corner. Continue reading “Puerto Vallarta: A Massage Primer”

How to Find the Best Puerto Vallarta Lodging for You

There are a variety of types of Puerto Vallarta lodgings you can choose from when booking your vacation.

If you are stayng a while and comfort and convenience are most important, you will enjoy a condominium.

If intimacy and seclusion are a priority, you will probably feel most comfortable in a villa.

If you are a mover and a shaker and need a room to use as a base of exploration and party-going, then a hotel is a better fit for you.

If you are looking for the best bang for your buck, and want to combine the best in Puerto Vallarta lodgings with all the many activities you came here to enjoy, then any number of all-inclusive resort packages are available to you. Continue reading “How to Find the Best Puerto Vallarta Lodging for You”

Condo Certificate for Dream Resort Week

I have in my hands a Welcome folder that holds a Resort Accommodation Certificate. And I want to give it away. I’ve read it several times. It starts:

The certificate contained in this folder entitles you to one full week (seven nights) in spacious condo-style resort accommodations at destinations worldwide.

It’s not free. The weekly rates are listed on the Certificate as follows:

US 249 for a Studio

Condo vs. Hotel Layout
Condos are a LOT larger.

US 329 for a One-bedroom

US 399 for a Two-bedroom

These rates are an incredible deal.

Fully furnished kitchens and linens with maid service included, CONDO accommodations are larger and easier to live the way you want to live.

The folder includes an FAQ and Terms & Conditions for a full week of condominium-style accommodations at any participating resort.

A week in a beautiful Puerto Vallarta condo would be heaven.

All I have to do is log on and enter the certificate number and security code. There are no other obligations, except it will expire in a few weeks.

Get Paid Hundreds in Cash to Tour One Resort

Come to Puerto Vallarta and use this Certificate. I’m going to give it to someone like you.

When you’re here, go on a resort tour to visit their tropical beach and magnificent facilities, eat a gourmet meal, and get a few hundred dollars handed to you.

You’ll have to listen for an hour and say “no” a few times. Some people choose to tour three or four or even more resorts and pay all their expenses, going home after a great vacation having had little to no expense. There are growing instances of people taking home quite a bit of cash.

Here’s the deal…

I’m giving this Certificate to someone like you. If you’re thinking about escaping, click on Contact to learn more.

Looking for a Pirate Adventure?

PirateLiving here, I have learned who of the pesky time-share resort salesmen are actually goldmines. I’ve learned who to trust and who knows what. These masterful few I call “Pirates”. (They are simply salesmen who are independent, so they can take profit at any resort or hotel.)

In Mexico, it’s who you know:

A Pirate knows the ropes and can guide your journey. Finding the right connections in Mexico is critical. For the greatest adventure, the perfect wedding, or so that you pocket hundreds of dollars along side him, your Pirate is there to help.

Your Pirate makes sure you receive the maximum cash, wonderful dinners, tickets to shows and events, bottles of liquor, and much more. All of these gifts are given by luxurious resorts just for attending a gourmet brunch and tour lasting 2 hours. Continue reading “Looking for a Pirate Adventure?”

How Tourists Earn $2,000 a Week Touring 5-Star Resorts

In a news article, Rick Slatton, founder of OldVallarta.com, points out there is a Mayan vacation adventure where tourists get paid just to eat and listen. “Check out resort tours that pay you hundreds in cash at the end of a gourmet meal and 90 minutes,” he says.

Puerto Vallarta Veranda View
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More travelers are getting savvy to resort tours, according to Slatton, and he claims to know the Vallarta insiders who can guide you to the most profitable ones every day. Slatton says tourists are making thousands of dollars, along with huge discounts on some of the best accommodations in the world.

“It’s not magic,” says Slatton, “top resorts want your attention for about 90 minutes and they’ll pay you for it. I know certain resorts will pay you very well.”

Slatton says that savvy travelers get handed lots of cash for attending resort previews. How does it work? He gives this example:

One morning, you and your spouse might get picked up from your hotel in a taxi by your friendly guide, and taken to a gorgeous oceanfront Puerto Vallarta resort (such as the Mayan and Velas resorts); you’ll likely be treated to an amazing breakfast buffet in an oceanview dining room; you’ll be shown some luxuriously appointed vacation suites, maybe taken to the penthouse with its panoramic ocean and jungle view and private swimming pool and jacuzzi. You’ll tour the facilities, the beach, the pools, the gardens, the spa, the gym, and you’ll be told about the varieties of recreation from surfing to golf. You’ll then be subjected to a sales pitch. If you say no enough times, eventually your 90 minutes will be up. Then you can take your cash and your free taxi ride back to your hotel, and enjoy a fabulous afternoon and evening in paradise, richer by perhaps $300.

And then you could do it again the next day. And the next. For quite a while. Tourists are known to be earning $2,000 a week touring 5-star resorts.

(Who knows, maybe you’d even find a timeshare or vacation club you’d want to buy! Some of these are tempting.)

Slatton says that there are some qualifications in order to be accepted for “resort previews,” but they vary. “Married couples with at least one credit card between them are very popular. Married couples who already own a timeshare get the best deals. At least one member of a couple should, generally speaking, be between 30 and 70 years old. Singles with a credit card can do well, also, especially gay men. You can make some money with just a debit card.”

According to Slatton, “Don’t worry, the sales folks will never swipe your card, especially since you’re never going to let it out of your grasp.” He suggests [in the news article] that if this way of making money on Mayan vacation in Puerto Vallarta sounds interesting, you should visit his website http://2018.oldvallarta.com  to learn more.

Of course, here on the web site you can simple click Contact to learn more.

How to Get an Absolutely Free Tropical Beach Vacation

This is easy and straightforward.tropical drink and fruit under a palm tree

Hundreds of people do it every day. I’ve done it.

You can do it.

Here’s how:

You arrive in Vallarta and the next morning spend 90 minutes touring the resort where you are staying.

The next morning, you spend 90 minutes touring another luxury resort nearby.

And a third morning, you spend 90 minutes touring a third luxury resort.

That’s it. You’re all done.

The resort where you are staying gave you an incredible deal… which you paid for with U.S. dollars handed to you upon completion of the next tour.

Couples are typically paid $300 at resort tours in Vallarta, so three tours adds up to $900 tax-free cash in your hand. If you go on a tour each morning, you can easily pay for your airline flight, adventure tickets, and gourmet meals.

That equals an absolutely free tropical beach vacation.Yelapa Beach View

What you need:

A major credit card — to show, not use, is all you need. Showing two cards pays even better.

If you’re married, both must attend. Singles are very welcome.

Somebody has to be 30-70 years old.

There are some other minor things. You can see all at Contact.

How I Earned $1,000 in 6 Hours on My Vacation

Here’s how I earned a wad of cash on my recent vacation to Puerto Vallarta by knowing how to hook up with the insider’s deal at incredible resorts:

A taxicab picked us up in front of our hotel at roughly 9:30 each morning and we were delivered to a resort where we were asked a handful of harmless questions (whether we were married, whether we had a credit card, etc.) and then led to a beautiful restaurant setting to eat.

After about 45 minutes of great food, our host (salesman), and now friend, gave us a tour of a beautifully decorated grand suite, then a tour of the general facilities and highlights. We ended up in a large room and sat to listen to the pitch.

I have to admit that the facilities and the value are pretty incredible. Each resort was luxurious and of the highest caliber, if you go for that sort of thing. And a lot of people do, so be prepared to be offered an incredible deal.

Nuevo Vallarta Beach with Grassy Yard

Exiting, my partner and I were paid cash $400, $350, and $250 at the conclusion of each viewing.

That’s all there is to it. Oh, each resort gave us a return taxicab.

Easiest Money I Ever Made

That adds up to $1,000 for about 6 hours of our time over three separate days. It cost us nothing.

Each paid us to eat a gourmet meal, tour their resort, and listen to a pitch. Each lasted about 2 hours including the meal.

(Tip: Take your time enjoying the wonderful food.)

Sure we had to say “no” several times, but in the end that’s all it took. We were not time-share buyers and never will be.

(Tip: The best deals are offered after you’ve said “no” enough times to get the manager to make an offer.)

So pretend you go on one of these tours a day for a couple of weeks. It quickly adds up to thousands of dollars in your pocket. And the resorts love you! They just want a chance to present their offer to you.

(Tip: Despite what they tell you, their offer is definitely good the next day.)

How to Take Your Family on a Tropical Beach Vacation for Very Little Money

Now I’m happy to help other Americans and Canadians take advantage of this situation and much more. I’m in close touch with “Pirates” who know the insider’s deal at various resorts in the area so I help you hook up.

Contact me to find out how you can easily get this to work for you.